Ep. 3064: April Fools!

(airdate: 4.1.26) It’s April Fools in The Who Cares News, which means the celebrities are fake, the headlines are faker, and somehow it all still sounds weirdly possible. Today’s completely made-up nonsense includes Taylor Swift maybe trademarking...

Ep. 3063: “… You Do Look Great…For Your Age.”

(Airdate: 3.31.26) Howie Mandel turns an awkward Live moment into comedy gold after his apology to Kelly Ripa gets the perfect snarky button from Exec. Producer Michael Gelman. Over at Grey’s Anatomy, ABC proves the show may literally never die with a season 23...

Ep. 3062: Everybody Immediately Assumes The Worst

(airdate: 3.30.26) Tiger Woods spins out in a Florida mystery crash, Arnold Schwarzenegger’s son Joseph Baena starts flexing his own legacy with a bodybuilding win, and Kim Novak throws some icy old-Hollywood shade at Sydney Sweeney’s plan to play her on...

Ep. 3061: A Little Flashy, A Little Self-Aware

(airdate: 3.27.26) Kim Kardashian is cleaning out her TV wardrobe for charity—because nothing says justice like designer outfits finding a second life. Meanwhile, Kayla Nicole — Travis Kelce’s EX — is casually auditioning to be the next...

Ep. 3060: “I Don’t Date That Young”

(airdate: 3.26.26) Shaq swats down wild internet rumors like he’s still under the basket, reminding you not everything online deserves a double take. Meanwhile, the Hannah Montana beach house is up for grabs, letting you live your best of both worlds fantasy—no...