Ep. 3085: He’d Broken Some Kind of Rule

(airdate 5.11.26) On today’s Who Cares News, Tom Brady crashes Kevin Hart’s Netflix roast and immediately turns the night into emotional dodgeball with jokes about Kevin’s infamous Vegas cheating scandal. Kris Jenner admits she secretly tried Ozempic...

Ep. 3084: Is All About Money

(airdate: 5.8.26) On today’s Who Cares News, Stephen Colbert reacts to CBS replacing The Late Show with Byron Allen’s Comics Unleashed while also teasing his new Lord of the Rings movie project. Meanwhile, Goldie Hawn and Meryl Streep are laughing about...

Ep. 3083: Locked Herself In A Bathroom

(airdate: 5.7.26) Khloe Kardashian reveals the scary reason she’s only attended Coachella once, after claiming she was unknowingly drugged at a party during the festival years ago. Meanwhile, Rihanna and A$AP Rocky spark breakup rumors after looking exhausted...

Ep. 3802: Yes. Stunning. Profound.

(airdate: 5.6.26) The Met Gala 2026 aftermath continues as celebrities somehow turn feathers, capes, and sheer fabric into “high fashion.” We’ll recap the wildest moments from fashion’s biggest night, including the looks everyone’s still...

Ep. 3081: Grab Your Popcorn

(airdate: 5.5.26) Blake Lively quietly wraps up a messy legal battle tied to It Ends With Us, proving even Hollywood drama eventually gets a “let’s just move on” ending. Meanwhile, Beyoncé turns the Met Gala into her personal runway… again… this time...

Ep. 3080: $30,000 a Seat

(airdate: 5.4.26) Tonight, the Met Gala turns fashion into performance art at the Metropolitan Museum of Art, with Beyoncé, Nicole Kidman, Venus Williams, and Anna Wintour running the show. Meanwhile, Keith Urban learns even celebrities aren’t safe from a social...

Ep. 3079: Cleaning Comes With Drama

(airdateL 5.1.26) Today in “rich, famous, and somehow still chaotic”… Kylie Jenner is dealing with legal drama involving a housekeeper lawsuit, reminding everyone that even billionaires have HR problems. Meanwhile, Nicole Kidman casually joked about...

Ep. 3078: She’s The Real-life “Emily”

(airdate: 4.30.26) Today in “why is this still a thing?”—the real-life inspiration behind The Devil Wears Prada finally speaks out, and yes… there’s still drama in those heels. Meanwhile, the cast of Friends continues cashing checks big enough to...

Ep. 3077: One Big Giant, Beautiful Mixtape

(airdate: 4.29.26) Today the The New York Times drops a star-packed list of the greatest living songwriters, from Taylor Swift to Jay-Z, proving your playlist has been curated by legends all along. Meanwhile, Shannon Elizabeth cashes in with a massive OnlyFans debut,...

Ep. 3076: “Confusingly Similar”

(airdate: 4.28.26) Taylor Swift is locking things down, filing trademarks for her voice and image to fight back against AI copycats—because apparently even your voice isn’t safe anymore. Meanwhile, Lisa Kudrow is pulling back the curtain on Friends,...